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Title | : | Beowulf |
Author | : | Anonymous |
Book Format | : | Paperback |
Book Edition | : | Bilingual Edition |
Pages | : | Pages: 213 pages |
Published | : | February 17th 2001 by W.W. Norton & Company (first published 975) |
Categories | : | Drama. Book Club |
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Paperback | Pages: 213 pages Rating: 3.44 | 222706 Users | 6199 Reviews
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*bum bum* IN A WORLD . . . *bum bum* . . . FULL OF NASTY MONSTERS . . . *bum bum* . . . WHO EAT PEOPLE AND BREAK INTO CASTLES . . . *bum bum* . . . THE BEASTLY GRENDEL LURKED LONG OVER THE MOORES . . . *bum bum* . . . BUT NOW . . . *Cut to scene of monster ripping someone's face off with his teeth* (silence. black screen.) *Unknown warriors approaching* "Who are ye, then, ye armed men, mailed folk, that yon mighty vessel have urged thus over the ocean ways, here o'er the waters?" *bum bum* . . . ONE MAN . . . *bum bum* . . . ONE LARGE MAN . . .*bum bum* . . . OF NOBLE BIRTH AND LONG, LONG SWORD . . . *bum bum* . . . IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THEM. "Hither have fared to thee far-come men o'er the paths of ocean, people of Geatland; and the stateliest there by his sturdy band is Beowulf named. This boon they seek, that they, my master, may with thee have speech at will: nor spurn their prayer to give them hearing, gracious Hrothgar! In weeds of the warrior worthy they, methinks, of our liking; their leader most surely, a hero that hither his henchmen has led." *cue symphony: BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMMMM! BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMMMM* Beowulf speaks: "To Hrothgar I in greatness of soul would succor bring, so the Wise-and-Brave may worst his foes, -- if ever the end of ills is fated, of cruel contest, if cure shall follow, and the boiling care-waves cooler grow; else ever afterward anguish-days he shall suffer in sorrow while stands in place high on its hill that house unpeered!" *Everyone looks around at each other, wondering what the fuck he's talking about* *Exciting symphony, something along the lines of "O Fortuna." combat shown as Beowulf tosses Grendel down, gets Grendel in a headlock, pokes him in his eyes. Beowulf takes his shoe off and starts hitting Grendel on the top of his head with it.* *Music stops. Shot of Beowulf on the shore, hand on his hilt.* Beowulf speaks: "Tis time that I fare from you. Father Almighty in grace and mercy guard you well, safe in your seekings. Seaward I go, 'gainst hostile warriors hold my watch." BEOWULF. PG-13, Parents Strongly Cautioned. Contains Monsters Biting People's Faces Off, Graphic Far-Fetched Violence, and Shots of Beowulf's Bare Chest. ***** Beowulf is totally the precursor to Conan, and Rambo. He's mothafuckin' badass. And you know how, since the Rambo movies are so old, they come out in boxed sets now? Think of this slim volume as a trilogy: BEOWULF BEOWULF II: MOMMY DEAREST BEOWULF III: BEOWULF VERSUS A BIG-ASS DRAGON While often trilogies get worse as they go along, this one actually improves. And it's safe to say that a fourth sequel will never come out about Beowulf after he gets old and out of shape. . . although that might be what BEOWULF VERSUS A BIG-ASS DRAGON is. If you like football, Stallone, Escape From New York, and can't get enough of Arnold Schwarzenegger, this is THE classic for you.
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ISBN: | 0393320979 (ISBN13: 9780393320978) |
Edition Language: | English |
Characters: | Beowulf, Grendel, Onela, Unferth, Breca, Wiglaf, Wealhtheow, Hrothgar |
Setting: | Denmark Geatland(Sweden) Blank (Denmark) |
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Ratings: 3.44 From 222706 Users | 6199 ReviewsDiscuss Containing Books Beowulf
I doubt I would have liked this so much had The Lord of Rings not been such an essential part of me so early on. Books are the one and only thing that has been mine and my own since the beginning, and the rings, the dragons, the songs of days long lost and the coming of the end have filled the place of me that religion never could. While there is much to critique, it has sunk so deeply into my resonance that the best I can do is hope that everyone has such a refuge in their heritage as I do inIf you're into stuff like this, you can read the full review.Pre-Arthurian-Myth: "Beowulf" by Unkwown, Seamus Heaney(Original Review, 2001-02-20)If you are familiar with the Hindu myth-kitty though, you may also find parallels between Beowulf and the Mahabharata and the Ramayana. When Jambavan spends a lot of time telling Hanuman about how great he is, to induce him to jump to Lanka in search of Sita, or Arjun surveys the array of warriors against him, described in some detail, leading to the
If Beowulf was a High School flick, or Blockbuster Income Idea #165 , by HollywoodHrothgar and his band of jocks are throwing a pool party at his new crib, and of course he didn't invite Stereotypical Hollywood Hero #5, the awkward, rejected, acne-ridden Grendel. Grendel is hurt and tries to take revenge on the drunken, loud cool kids by calling the cops on them. Heorot PD is a bunch of incompetent idiots, so Grendel gathers all his strength and courage, goes to Heorot and beats the shit out of

[Fourth read - Tolkien, ISBN 9780544570306]: Tolkiens translation of Beowulf is not the translation that he would have wanted to appear in print. Its the latest revision of a project he had been working on his entire professional life, published by his son, Christopher, along with notes and commentary (the latter of which, unfortunately, end about 2/3s of the way). Its presented in prose of a highly archaic nature but anyone familiar with the Old Professors work (e.g., The Lord of the Rings,
The Book I Thought I Knew1. A Confession. This made a big splash it first came out in 2000. I bought it mostly for duty, but didn't read it. After all, I had studied the text in the original at University; I could even recite the opening. Surely I just needed a nudge, and it would all come back to meso why bother with a translation?Oh, the arrogance! When I opened this, and saw the original text on the left-hand pages, I found I could not make it out at all; I had even been misremembering the
My Litsy post shortly after finishing: The end of my little peak in Anglo-Saxon lit. Shorter than I expected, less poetic than I expected too (per Heaneys translation). I tried to slow down and absorb it a bit, but the story just rushes through making quick work of Grendel and Mom and focusing really on the end of the Geats after Beowulfs death fighting a dragon in old age. Some really great touches zoomed by in a blink. Someday I should reread with some reflection. Some day. Afraid I don't
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